Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with “{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.”)
Once he'd worked out which end of the thing the paint came from, he was promoted to shirt duty.
Near Mint - $0.50
Lightly Played - $0.47
Moderately Played - $0.40
Heavily Played - $0.30
Damaged - $0.25
Near Mint Non-English - $0.50
Lightly Played Non-English - $0.47
Moderately Played Non-English - $0.40
Heavily Played Non-English - $0.30
Damaged Non-English - $0.25
Foil Prices
Near Mint Foil - $0.50
Lightly Played Foil - $0.47
Moderately Played Foil - $0.40
Heavily Played Foil - $0.30
Damaged Foil - $0.25
Near Mint Foil Non-English - $0.50
Lightly Played Foil Non-English - $0.47
Moderately Played Foil Non-English - $0.40
Heavily Played Foil Non-English - $0.30
Damaged Foil Non-English - $0.25