When Squirrel Dealer enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
"You see that sheen on the fur? The glint in their eyes? Top quality. These are the real deal."
Near Mint - $0.25
Near Mint Non-English - $0.25
Lightly Played - $0.24
Lightly Played Non-English - $0.24
Moderately Played - $0.20
Moderately Played Non-English - $0.20
Heavily Played - $0.15
Heavily Played Non-English - $0.15
Damaged - $0.13
Damaged Non-English - $0.13
Foil Prices
Near Mint Foil - $8.25
Near Mint Foil Non-English - $8.25
Lightly Played Foil - $8.00
Lightly Played Foil Non-English - $8.00
Moderately Played Foil - $6.75
Moderately Played Foil Non-English - $6.75
Heavily Played Foil - $5.00
Heavily Played Foil Non-English - $5.00
Damaged Foil - $4.25
Damaged Foil Non-English - $4.25