Whenever Lexivore deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than Lexivore with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or more cards are tied, target any one of them.)
Plucking the chicken
—Elvish expression meaning "flinging the monkey"
Near Mint - $0.50
Near Mint Non-English - $0.50
Lightly Played - $0.47
Lightly Played Non-English - $0.47
Moderately Played - $0.40
Moderately Played Non-English - $0.40
Heavily Played - $0.30
Heavily Played Non-English - $0.30
Damaged - $0.25
Damaged Non-English - $0.25